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Stars Demotivational Poster

OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.

STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.

YOU'RE A DUMBASS - The Old Man Says

LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

TAGS: sniper starship troopers
Rating: 3.9/5

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Doc - December 3, 2009, 8:37 am
"I always get the shakes before a drop..."
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:14 am
While the movie was fun, I highly recommend the book.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs!
Koradan - November 18, 2009, 6:08 pm
This is a reference to the movie "Starship Troopers"; THE FIRST MOVIE. Next time you watch it, watch the "ads" they advertize.
Lex - November 18, 2009, 5:51 pm
The impendig apocalypse, that's why. Though she looks to be from bad genes and most likely to be eaten first.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yes, why do citizens need to learn to use sniper rifles?

America -

TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple

COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so f***in long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic

THE MEEK MAY INHERIT THE EARTH - But the bold will conquer the stars

TAGS: stars bold brave not afraid
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - September 18, 2011, 10:34 pm
Now I feel old, that was over 25 years ago!

STARRY, STARRY NIGHT. - Paint your palette blue and grey, Look out on a summer's day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.


TAGS: star trek escape stars meek
Rating: 3.61/5

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SeanK666 - June 28, 2010, 9:14 am
Not unless you ask the Geeks for directions, and how to fly a spaceship.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:37 am
much better than i suspect behind the star-trek picture ;)
suenero - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
I'll Roddenbury's idea of paradise over the bible's any day. Roddenbury's future is more hopeful and his message is more positive.


supernova -

TAGS: supernova stars explosions space outer space
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:22 am
My favorite is the Hypernova. Makes the rest of these look like cherry bombs.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:13 am
This would be an exploding star with. . . . size issues? I'm feeling inspired again ;-)
EmilioDumphque - September 27, 2013, 1:05 am
The correct term would be "nova". It takes a super-giant star to make a "Supernova".


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD

DEAD STUFF - does making wishes on stars long dead, make us necromancers or screwed in the head?

THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life

TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbf***s and dip****s. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz

THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.

TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.

how legends are born -

TAGS: rock stars birth legend rock and roll
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:22 pm
Always thought it was an art that you worked hard at, not something you're born with...who knew? I know it is a 5L in my books though. Woot!


HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.

SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).

TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm

so are dreams. 5L

LIGHT POLLUTION - Humanity has made its choice.

TAGS: light stars
Rating: 4.33/5

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bigsouthfork - January 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Sad truth
Doggit - January 17, 2013, 6:56 pm
Cool picture

ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...

TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

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Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


TAGS: dancing stars drama motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Zed - December 3, 2009, 1:19 am
I met Vincent Price when I was 10. "Suave and debonair" is a term that should've been coined just for him. Cool dude, and incredibly nice to his fans.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 2:01 pm
She shouldn't have refused to do the wango-tango with him. 5 Vincent Prices


Wishing on cosmic flukes is futile -

TAGS: on these stars ill make a wish a million voices a million fists ayria
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 8, 2014, 12:42 pm
Hence my having called it a rock
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:19 am
Stars are too far to fall to Earth. That's a meteor.
Greeny - July 8, 2014, 5:19 am
hopes and dreams are overrated anyway - 5&f
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:02 am
The possible introduction of something new to a distant planet. Perhaps the "Blob".
Bandit5906 - July 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
There is another way of looking at things though!

I'm from Wall Maria -


TAGS: retro television stars memories
Rating: 4.83/5

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Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:04 pm
It probably means that you are mature, but not yet ready for the "Active 55" group. Me, I remember them all. Heck, I even sat in the Peanut Gallery for a Howdy Doody show.
Tarapin - June 13, 2011, 7:30 pm
I can remember watching 5 of the 9...does that count?
Iconoclast - February 26, 2011, 1:32 am
for those who don't remember, they are (L to R) Eddie Fisher, Milton Berle, Ed Sullivan, Senor Wences, Dinah Shore, Patti Page, the Nelson Family, Jackie Gleason & Audrey Meadows, Howdy Doody & Buffalo Bob.

STARS - I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss I will grab a handful of clouds. -Mike Tyson

TAGS: stars
Rating: 4.4/5

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TAGS: movie stars jane
Rating: 3.59/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2009, 12:23 pm
5 lions again Ron. Sign me up for the A.B.A. :D

SEAN ON HOLIDAY - Always the coolest guy at the beach

MA-DONNA - . . . just like a fine wine . . . . . . she's aged to perfection .


TAGS: rockstars jonas brothers
Rating: 2.8/5

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Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
Rockstars also don't come from Disney Channel.
Reason - December 2, 2009, 10:43 pm
*** drugs and rock and roll + purity ring=impossible

BROWN DWARFS - They fail

TAGS: space stars fail
Rating: 1.82/5

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MercAlert - March 10, 2012, 5:57 pm
This be titled "The Nerd Test". "If you get it you're a nerd."
fred - January 5, 2010, 6:21 pm
better to try and fail, than to have never tried at all...
crap - December 15, 2008, 11:43 pm
ah f*** i think i get the joke too
aww... - October 14, 2008, 6:35 pm
im a nerd for getting this joke.
Narutarded - September 7, 2008, 9:12 pm
Uhh... Gary Coleman?
no... - September 7, 2008, 3:36 pm
do YOU know what a brown dwarf is?
blah - August 11, 2008, 5:30 pm
does this guy know what a brown dwarf is?

stars -

Wet Paint (Special thanks to mizzdizz for inspiration) -

TAGS: wet paint stars universe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 3:09 pm
And completely true, too!
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 11:55 am
Thanks ;)
mizzdizz - June 2, 2015, 11:43 am
I knew you'd do something totally cool JW! 5L!

Turned -

TAGS: rock metal stars zombie
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - May 22, 2015, 11:47 pm
Now that was funny!
Cannabal - May 22, 2015, 8:05 pm
Same with Ozzy Ozbourne, because he is the Prince of Darkness after all.

Truth Versus Denial. -